Failure with CAPTCHA is very annoying, but it is also a very annoying way to prove your humanity to the algorithm

What’s wrong with you? Doom CAPTCHA? I want to know because I need to know how bad I feel about myself. I’ve tried to get past yours six times. FPS Test me by killing three monsters to prove I’m human. I have failed six times. For thousands of years, people have wondered what it means to be human. It was never a matter of philosophy. It was, I have trouble reporting, a matter of skill.

It’s an interesting concept, although it doesn’t have the same effect removed from the context of an actual website. For example, if I’ve encountered it after trying to do a tax, it will ask you to identify the buses or whatever you want to lick apart from the standard fare. Unfortunately, you won’t see this in the wild, as it’s actually an elaborate advertisement for a front-end-as-a-service product. Versailles (Thanks for the post TechCrunch). It’s one that’s been done before, though. in a different form I actually find it more playable.

As usual every time Doom On A Thing happens, I now have to list all the previous instances Damage to the object RPS has been covered in the past. Partly to uphold tradition, but mostly to provoke venomous commentaries, it’s really like ‘running’ offense. Ahem

Balatro, Fortniteone Electric toothbrush, Your lawn, TeletextA A tied tractorA Nintendo game and watchA Pregnancy test, Intestinal bacteriaAnd Mouse neurons in the bottle. The first person to write a narratively integrated short story using all of these elements gets a nice biscuit. The cracker can’t run Doom. Christmas.